Clyde is a famous horse jockey who lives in dublin ireland and likes to listen to birdies sing in the snset and eat ice cream and play with dollies and he is 74 and has absoloutly no friends because he likes birdies and te environment so much that he wantsto destroy the human population that consumes the flesh of animals. He is accually the worst horse jockey mankind has ever seen and they only let him race because they are afraid if they dont that he will sue them for some kind of animal abuse.but as of late he has been arrested for shooting skydivers that had recently eaten ham and he got a twenty year sentence for seven accounts of murder and 9 attemted murders the end.