How do you keep making the lights go on and off?" your pet might wonder.Write about you doing something in your house...from a pet's point of view.

i am a duck built platypus i live in argentina with mith my trainer seirgi he wants me to be the most talented platypus in the world. He trains me to do intense algebraic equations and to play the vilolin with my beak. He also trained me to defeat karate masters with my bare hands and to use a firearm with my big beaver tail thingy, But through all of this there is but one thing, the visible light energy transmiting from the ceiling i cannot understand the way my trainer creates the amount of energy needed to cause this enhanced function of the electromagnetic spectrum to eliminate the darkness of the living room. But soon, soon i shall discover its workings and ill make it better than my trainers one and it will make millions and i will then be the most talented platypus in the world.

but using the skills my trainer hs givin me no platypus will stop me for i am cool like that te end

Have you ever studied a skunk's eyes? Write about some item you find beauty in that many others might not.

skunks are beautiful and majestic creatures to the scentless ones for there stench is that of 10000 horses and the the beauty of a skunk is matched only by a pony for ponys are also amazing and beautiful except they arent unicorns and they never will be unicorns are prettyfullerer than ponys and skunks

Have you ever known a secret that you thought you should tell? Did you tell? If you've never experienced this, what do you think it would be like to know a secret that you think is dangerous?

Well thats never happened so i think that i would do nothing because it doesnt matter if the secret is my friend does drugs or something i would tell everybody we will see if he does drugs after that hahaha and if they dont belive me ill show them the drugs that way he will never use them again or he is to die socially and will live in a basement forever and ever and his mom will tell him every day to get a job or find some friends but no he will be forever known as the druggy unless he stops taking them to live socially (terrible evil meniacal laugh that lasts hours.)

Write a journal from the perspective of Romeo, Juliet, Friar Laurence or Nurse. It should take place after the end of Act II when Romeo and Juliet have been secretly married. Remember, you ARE this person writing what they would be thinking and feeling at this time. 3 PARAGRAPHS

Romeo: I have secretly gotten married over the span of a couple days to that of which i am supposed to hate and i have been eating lots of bon bons lately for my tummy upsets me so.
because i am filled of exitement be cause i have married the girl that i have loved my entire
weekend.

Ive decidedthat i shall run away with her and sail across the seas and become a llama farmer in machu pichu and i shall spend the rest of my days as said llama farmer with my dearest juliet and there will i also fight away all the natives and will be a great and powerful llama farmer

If the llama farmer approach doesnt work then i will move in with my parents in theyre basement and all people that find out shall be silenced with a large pillow and no more will they make a mockery of our love if that doesnt work then i shall have but to kill myself like the sick and disgusting fiend i am The End

9th grade:Do you believe in Fate? Are there certain things in life that, once set in motion, are inevitable; things that cannot be stopped once they are started? The story of Romeo and Juliet implies that the path of their love and what happens to them is part of Fate's plan. Do you think this is possible?

sure why not anything is possible why just the other day a badger ran up to me with a machine gun fate could have been different if those sick fiends werent bent on killing themselves in the end or maybe if shakespare wasnt so obsessed with death and murder then things would have played out differently but you cant go back in time and fix it they killed themselves if you rewrite the story nobody will read it the end

Juliet

my name is juliet and today my mother said i have to marry a 40 year old man
even though im 12 and ive decided to go with it for some reason and hes smells
very bad like the appending wrath of 10000 pairs of dirty socks and he is very
old but ill still marry him the end

Define true love. Do you believe it exists?(Hint: have you ever seen it? give an example. Why do you believe/not believe in it?)

many people dont belive in true love but thats okay because i do and all that disagree will be crushed until they are forced to agree and if so we will unleash such terrible vengence that generations yet unborn will wear the scar of our great and terrible lead! Though true love does really exist THE END

8th AND 9th grade:If you had one superpower, what would it be and why? (Hint: describe exactly what your power would be, why you would want that one, what you would use your power for, etc. Would you be good or evil? Would you use it just for fun or for a good cause?)

i would have the power to turn into a demoralized donkey named hulio with an h of course
and then i would use thoe powers to kick crabby politicians with my legs of donkey fury
to end the currupt polititians grueling ruel over taxes and end the fate of americas
life of misoury and woe.

the only problem with being a donkey would be that you would smell really bad and every
body would use my name as a bad word and that would be very demoralizing but thats
why i would be a completely demoralized donkey that way i would have nothing to lose.

But when the question is asked after i use my powers of good to kick crabby polititions
but after i would use my powers for destruction and take over every toy industry in the
world and be the master of toys for some reason.

Yuri the terrorist

Welcome to my storytelling blog. Add on to this story to make it funny.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy in Russia named Yuri. He always wanted to be a terrorist but his heart was too big for such cruelties. He mainly loved ponies. Even though his dad was a suicide bomber, retired, of course.